I've been working on these guns, so I thought I'd show them off to you, and share with you what Chuck Norris taught me about myself.Bethany Rose doesn't have "baby fat", she just has muscles you've never seen before.
Bethany Rose does not get "baths", she screams so loudly it spontaneously begins to rain on her.
Bethany Rose's poo is yellow only because of her continual ingestion of pure lightning.
Bethany Rose's clothing needs to snap at the crotch, or her powerful kicks would explode her out of them at any given moment.
Bethany Rose does not sleep, she waits.
Bethany Rose only weighed 4 pounds and 15 ounces because she was doing a chin-up when they were trying to weigh her.
Bethany Rose was born with all of her teeth. Then, she smiled so brilliantly that they disintigrated.
Bethany Rose is doing us a favor by screaming and crying. Ordinarily, she screams and cries at an ultasonic level, but did not want us to feel left out.
Bethany Rose can already ride a two-wheeler, they just don't make them in her size.
Bethany Rose reads books to her Mommy and Daddy, she just reads them silently to herself to save time.
Bethany Rose does not have "toys"; they are but legions in her army of cuteness.
This list is dedicated to Uncle Isaac. ~;^@
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